Rehab Graduate Pillows

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Graduate

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

Addiction Research Centre.

"She made her hat in rehab."

"You can never escape from yourself."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

"Prose & Cons."

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

40 minutes in this position

"When I google myself, the only thing that comes up is my arrest record."

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

"In terms of career guidance, access to A-list talent, and studio relationships, you couldn't sign with a better rehab clinic."

Twelve step program.

'My automatic page turner went wild, so now I'm having to learn to speed read.'

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.