'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'
Regulatory Manager Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a regulatory manager? Our curated collection features witty and clever items that honor their expertise in navigating complex regulations and ensuring everything is above board. Whether for an office gift or a personal surprise, find something that acknowledges their important work with a touch of humor and appreciation.
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
The Solar System (after deregulation)
"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."
The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.
US v.s. Tech Giants
Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.
"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"
"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"
Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.
Tempest in a Teapot
"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"
'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'
"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."
'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'
Pulling The Economy Uphill
"The Nominees"
"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."
He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.
The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.
World Financial Mafia
'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'
Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny
"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."
"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
Volkswagen Scandal
'How long do we have to get in compliance?'
'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'
"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."
Stethoscope line.
'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'
'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'
Federal Guidelines
'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'
Regulatory Manager Gifts Collection
Regulatory Manager Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for regulatory managers, blending humor and professionalism in every cup.
Regulatory Manager Pillows
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Regulatory Manager Prints
Check out our prints for regulatory managers to bring a witty and inspiring touch to any workspace or home.
Regulatory Manager T-Shirts
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