Regulation Ridiculer Pillows

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

The two faces of capitalism.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

Stethoscope line.

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

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"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Net Neutrality

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

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