Regulation Rebeller Pillows

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

Stethoscope line.

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

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"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Net Neutrality

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).