Regretful Shopper Mugs

Buyers remorse items.

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Smart card.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Down on Her.

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

Seven deadly sins store

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

Cash Rebate

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

"I take it this is why it's called Brickview Estates."

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

Why men hate shopping.

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

'They didn't fit when you got them home? Maybe your contents settled during shipping?'

"Happy Easter!"

Proud to be a senior citizen and Just give me my damn discount T-Shirts.

Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for.

'Do these pants make me look fat?'