Registry Organizer Gifts

What are you getting for the baby shower? She's got an online registry at some giant baby store. Nice! Then you can get exactly what she wants. And at the party .. Everyone knows exactly what I spent! Better add a few onesies to your order.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Inout baskets.

Fittd shēt

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Dust Bunny

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Frank's Bakery. Before we see your wedding cake

Two stressed drinking birds

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."