Regional Rivalries Observer Pillows

Used to it.

Schengen

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Fighting Gondoliers.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Fake."

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

"And I thought I was irreplaceable."

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

Nebraska-Oklahoma

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

'Oi! You looking at my 1/3?'

"Dad, Gracie keeps throwing a soccer ball at me!"

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

Jung vs Freud.

Rival bus conductors

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area