Regional Rivalries Observer Pillows

Used to it.

Schengen

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

Fighting Gondoliers.

"I still hate you."

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Fake."

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

"And I thought I was irreplaceable."

'Oi! You looking at my 1/3?'

"Dad, Gracie keeps throwing a soccer ball at me!"

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

Nebraska-Oklahoma

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

Jung vs Freud.

Rival bus conductors

'It isn't football hooliganism, it's a cultural clash.'