Regional Products Gifts

"As an European patriot, I've got the duty to support the needy economy of our fellow countries!"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Scouse For Beginners

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Minnesota Weather.

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

'This should increase our business.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

Yo! The Amboys!

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

100% organic pork sausages

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

"It's farm to tray table!"

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'

'What the blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam'wich!?'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

"That's Ben. He's utterly ruthless and calculation, but in a nice, midwestern sort of way."

"This was all stolen locally."