Regional Products T-Shirts

"As an European patriot, I've got the duty to support the needy economy of our fellow countries!"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Scouse For Beginners

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Minnesota Weather.

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

'This should increase our business.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

Yo! The Amboys!

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

100% organic pork sausages

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

"It's farm to tray table!"

'What the blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam'wich!?'

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

"That's Ben. He's utterly ruthless and calculation, but in a nice, midwestern sort of way."

"This was all stolen locally."

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area