Regional Pride Gifts

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"He's from Texas."

Cornish liberation army

Minnesota Weather.

Yorkshire Lass

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

World Cup Fever

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

Kane and Abe L.

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Welsh cheese

Go Britain!

Greece

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

Thank your Lucky Stars

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Nobody touches chickens from Franco-Ontario!'

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

'Oh, yes, he's patriotic alright - only uses the Red Lion, the White Hart and the Blue Boar!!'

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'