Regional Pride Pillows

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"He's from Texas."

Cornish liberation army

Minnesota Weather.

Yorkshire Lass

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

Kane and Abe L.

Welsh cheese

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Go Britain!

Greece

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

Thank your Lucky Stars

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Oh, yes, he's patriotic alright - only uses the Red Lion, the White Hart and the Blue Boar!!'

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

'Nobody touches chickens from Franco-Ontario!'

"Maine? What an authentic place to come from."

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.

"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

Alabama, The Lizard State

Make Georgia Great Again

T-shirt menage a trois.

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'