Regal Engagement T-Shirts

'Not another super store ribbon cutting! Good Lord, the duties of a king are never ending!'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Proposal

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"

"Remember,son - a trial marriage often means a life sentence!"

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2,8 kids'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"

"Any apologies for absence?"

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

Masked Ball 2020