Regal Engagement Mugs

'Not another super store ribbon cutting! Good Lord, the duties of a king are never ending!'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Jack Gleeson

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Proposal

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2,8 kids'

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"

"Remember,son - a trial marriage often means a life sentence!"

"Any apologies for absence?"

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'