Playful Regal Mugs

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Jack Gleeson

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

The Royal Wii.

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

King

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

Prince

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

Child playing king.

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

The Queen's Collies.

"So, order in or go out?"

"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

"Things have been quiet for some time in your line of work."

"The monarch appreciates your wit, but thinks your timing sucks."

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

Now let me see.

Queen

King has long walk to castle.