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"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

King

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

Prince

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

Child playing king.

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

"So, order in or go out?"

The Queen's Collies.

"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

"Things have been quiet for some time in your line of work."

Now let me see.

Queen

"The monarch appreciates your wit, but thinks your timing sucks."

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

'To his credit, he only oppresses the masses when there's nothing good on TV.'

King has long walk to castle.