Regaining Faith Mugs

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Tiny Visions

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Father

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Drive-thru Church

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Nun Binning the Devil

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Please help me up."

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'