Refund Resistor Pillows

"They taxed my tax refund."

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning.

I can't handle too much change so I'm reading a four-year-old magazine while waiting for my telemedicine appointment.

'Sorry, no refunds. Didn't you read our fine print in Sanskrit about our return policy?'

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

'We can't keep up with technology because we don't like change. That's one reason we've been married for 25 years.'

'I used to be considered a cog in their wheel but now I'm thought of as a glitch in their computer software.'

No, thank you. I do not want to play hangman.

Imprisoned corporate executive not ready to sign onto the new company mission statement. ('No way. I like the old one.')

"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

'All these changes - why can't everything stay the same!?'

"Clubs, clothes, and now fire? I'm feeling overwhelmed with the current pace of technological change."

"I'm old school. I still like to yell, 'Stay off my lawn' rather than text it."

"Okay, okay, we'll give you a refund!"