Change Resistors Pillows

'We can't keep up with technology because we don't like change. That's one reason we've been married for 25 years.'

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

"Clubs, clothes, and now fire? I'm feeling overwhelmed with the current pace of technological change."

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'If we eat all the snowflakes, Dad won't have to shovel the driveway.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

'I used to be considered a cog in their wheel but now I'm thought of as a glitch in their computer software.'

"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."

Imprisoned corporate executive not ready to sign onto the new company mission statement. ('No way. I like the old one.')

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

'All these changes - why can't everything stay the same!?'

"I'm old school. I still like to yell, 'Stay off my lawn' rather than text it."

No thank you, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'

'I'm holding my breath to avoid change.'