Refrigerators Pillows

Global Warming.

'Just chillin'. What are you up to?'

Satan ordering man out of fridge.

Noah's fridge

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

To do before Saturday...

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Entertainment systems

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Pizza and Related Searches.

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"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Danny has a magnetic personality...that's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door.'

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

"Well, the bad news is I can't find the mustard . . ."

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

'Your scalp is frost-bitten...Stop putting your head in the refrigerator.'

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'