Refrigerator Magnets Gifts

'He swallowed the refrigerator magnets.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

To do before Saturday...

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Noah's fridge

"I want to be a Jockey."

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Danny has a magnetic personality...that's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door.'

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"Useful things, fridge magnets"

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

Global Warming.

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

"Well, the bad news is I can't find the mustard . . ."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'And for your convenience, I've provided a magnet on the back so that you can put them on the refrigerator.'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

"Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?"

"The food situation is good, but I'm afraid we've run out of magnets."

'That will teach you to eat all the refrigerator magnets!'

'Too many fridge magnets.'