Refrigerator Curator Gifts

"I'll bring my drawing in next week. They're currently enjoying a 5-day run on the refrigerator at home."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Misunderstood artist

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

The Rise of Modern Art

You had me at vintage.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Convenience.

'Do I have to be creative?'

"The new house is almost ready!"

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Books / Coffee table books

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.