Reflective Minds Gifts

You can see your reflection? What's a reflections? The Dawn of Vanity.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Needs to get a life"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

The Three Kinds of People

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'How the hell do I tell them i haven't a clue where we're going?'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

Late-Onset Epiphany

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Say these things, don't think them!"

PastFuture.

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"You're pathetic."

Clearing up medals.

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

"Why are we here?"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game

'I try to look to the future, but I keep getting blasts from the past.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Heavens, what have I done?!"