Reflective Artist Pillows

"I don't know about you, but it feels like my life is on a downward trend."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Madonna of the Pukes.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Guess who brought king cake!"

The Artist

International Women's Day.

' A good idea '

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

The DaVinci Code

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Alien David statue

Ban on Free Speech

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Face painting.