Reflecting On Love Mugs

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Romance

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

A heart shaped cake

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

I only have eyes for you

ZZZZZZZ Top

Powerful Love.

"I love you, you big fool."

Cupid and Targets

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"This will be hilarious!"

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Holding hands

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Dancing in pyjamas

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I heard they mate for life."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Romance

Love linked

Paint pots in love

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Man propelled by love

Couple melting the snow around them.