Reflecting On Career Goals Mugs

"Career goal? Not to have to work."

37 years in the same position.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The March to the Top

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

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Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'