Reflecting On Career Goals Pillows

"Career goal? Not to have to work."

37 years in the same position.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

The March to the Top

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

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If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'