Career Ambitions Mugs

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

The March to the Top

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."