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David Cameron and Europe

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'Miss Peterson will be with you as soon as she goes through a few other resumes.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Proceedings of the club

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

The tough job market is proving to be time consuming. I receive thousands of resumes each week and shredding them takes up too much time

'You're a good first draft. We would like to see a finished version.'

'Call this one -I like short resumes.'

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

"Any talents besides tasting good?"

"Sorry, I'm looking for someone with a twinkle in the eye."

'You have an online degree from the college of hard knocks'

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

"Here's my resume. . . all nonfiction."

Now playing 'Downsized and out' - a movie based on Ed Benson's resume.

"That's great, but what about computer skills?"