Referencing Rebel T-Shirts

Citations Needed!

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Unabridged Dictionary

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

Hell's Schlegel

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

David Cameron and Europe

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

"What do the know!"

"Stop fact checking my story."

Reading

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

Wrong shelf.

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."