Referencing Rebel Mugs

Citations Needed!

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Unabridged Dictionary

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

David Cameron and Europe

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Hell's Schlegel

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

An Anarchist's Christmas

Reading

"What do the know!"

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"Stop fact checking my story."

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Wrong shelf.

BOOKSHOP, 'Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Tom Clancy type.'

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."