Reference Fanatic Mugs

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

Where your mind & battle are los

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Annual profits,

"#Win!"

Characters jumping out of a book.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

World Economic Crisis.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope