Referee Ringleader Prints

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'This is not what I meant by a free kick.'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Now what?!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'