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'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

King George I

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Da Vinci Cod

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

St. Elmo's fired.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

'We'll add extra to your severance package if you promise to go to work for our competition.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

'I interview well, but only for exit interviews.'

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

Knight Supplies

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

"Don't bother replying. That's YOUR job being advertised."