Red Tape Escape Artist Gifts

Government 101 - Do not walk.

"Here's our environmental audit. . ."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Desert Island Fantasies

Chairmen of the Bored

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Crib Escape

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Fox hunting.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"