Red Carpet Royalty Pillows

'And who are you wearing?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

May I have the envelope, please?

Live the Dream!

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

'And who are you wearing?'

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Carpet

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Red Carpet

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

'Quick, wardrobe malfunction!'

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.