Red Carpet Analyzer Prints

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

May I have the envelope, please?

Oscars acceptance speech.

Oscars

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

'And who are you wearing?'

A woman bows to the crowd

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Carpet

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Red Carpet

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'Quick, wardrobe malfunction!'

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

Santa with reindeer minders (black and white).