Red Card Collector Prints

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

Red Card Conflict

Crime and punishment - football.

"According to the video replay, the finger print analyse, and the pathologists' report...giving you the red card is justified."

Thank you bubbles

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'Music & Gym'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Gramaphone Man.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Financial landscape.

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.