Red Card Collector Mugs

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

Red Card Conflict

Crime and punishment - football.

"According to the video replay, the finger print analyse, and the pathologists' report...giving you the red card is justified."

Thank you bubbles

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

Gramaphone Man.

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Card shark

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Financial landscape.

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."