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'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Reuse it or lose it.

Swamp gas

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Green Trash

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Recycling Centre

This is where Brent council sends you

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Bin Inspector

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"