Recycling Advocates Mugs

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Litter Pick

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Reuse it or lose it.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Green Trash

Swamp gas

I Want to be a Drone President

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Recycling Centre

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

Bin Inspector

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

This is where Brent council sends you