Recycling Supporters T-Shirts

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Eco Princess

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Food waste with recycling symbol

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Rubbish and Everest

Reuse it or lose it.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

The birth of junk mail.

Green Trash

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Recycling Centre

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

This is where Brent council sends you

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.