Recycle-ready Gifts

Recycling Post.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The Environmentalist

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Eco Princess

Maybe clean out your wallet

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Queen of Upcycling!

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Food waste with recycling symbol

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!