Recycle Hero T-Shirts

"What a place! - Even the wings are plastic. . ."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Eco Princess

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I can see our house from here."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The birth of junk mail.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Sunday.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

"Did you order takeout?"

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Giant sandwich bags.

A Tree Fights Back

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

"I can't for the life of me remember which recycling bin is which?"

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Introducing clean conscience products

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!