Recycling Rookie T-Shirts

'This is too complicated. I think I'll just hold on to my waste and hope it eventually disintegrates.'

"Look lady, try and get it straight. It's tin cans, glass bottles or newspapers!"

"Not only do we not know how to turn it off, we also don't know how to dispose of it when it burns out."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Eco Princess

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Food waste with recycling symbol

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Rubbish and Everest

Reuse it or lose it.

Dustbin monster.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

The birth of junk mail.

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

Recycling Centre

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

This is where Brent council sends you

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."