Recruitment Ninja Mugs

'Ruddy headhunters are all over the firm these days.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

The Card Flinger

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

"We need a better piling system."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

'Oh, and if you really want this job, there's one thing you shouldn't mention.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."