Resume Ninjas Mugs

"Once we corroborate your impressive resume with your social media persona, we'll get in touch."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Hi-yah!"

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

"Do as many study days as you can."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"Since you applied here your tech skills have become obsolete."

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'I'm always concerned about the well-being of my employees. So, how do you feel about being an interchangeable chess piece, with no rights, who is absolutely at my mercy?'

Ninja

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'

'A strong point in your favour is that you're not over qualified.'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

'Me? Actually I'm a writer. . . Well, er, at the moment it's mainly job applications.'

"I have been trained to kill since birth!"

Intendo.

"Did you happen to see that little note I left about your evaluation?"

'Ruddy headhunters are all over the firm these days.'

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.

'Mrs Hansen, you should NEVER look into my office without knocking first!'

"When you can sneak up on me, without my knowledge, then, and only then, can you consider yourself a true Ninja!"

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

Ninja Porn

Bob took his job hunting very seriously.

My heart be still, Snookums. Rudy's still insulting everyone in sight? It's beyond that. Not only has my ninja training taken hold with Rudy, but he's taken it to a new level. He's moved his insult frenzy to the internet, using Twitter and Facebook. It's gone absolutely multimedia. I've gone viral! I don't know what it means, either, but it sounds awesome. Be afraid.

Guys, I still can't sleep. I can't stop worrying. The caf