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Recruitment Cynic T-Shirts
Express their witty personality with our recruitment cynic T-shirts that showcase their unique perspective on the hiring process in a fun and stylish way.
"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."
"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."
"Nihilistic customer service"
'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'
The Forever Stamp
"I've given up trying to be on top of things."
If all else fails, give up.
Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'
"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"
Famous Oxymorons...
Wow. A corner office at last
"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"
There's a lot of money flowing into political campaigns. I'm less concerned about money in politics than I am that none of it trickles down to me.
'You're too big to fail and be fired, but too small to move up to the job you'd like'
"Life sucks and then you keep living."
'You don't understand, Hartwell -- the handshake WAS your Christmas bonus.'
"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."
Jones, Needham, Pinkner, Fortney - Just doing their jobs.
"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."
'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?'
"The candidates this year are really honest."
'Huh! Nobody home!'
'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)
Born Cynical,,,,
Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon.
"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."
"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."
Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired.
'I hate my boss!...'
The Side Effect of Self-Awareness
"It's time I cleaned out the 'yes' men in my organization- right boys?"
"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."
"I was thinking about leaving until I found out they were going to waterboard me during the exit interview."
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Recruitment Cynic T-Shirts Collection
Recruitment Cynic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for recruitment cynics—perfect for adding a humorous touch to their coffee breaks.
Recruitment Cynic Pillows
Browse our recruitment cynic pillows to add a humorous and stylish element to their home or office decor.
Recruitment Cynic Prints
Discover our recruitment cynic prints to bring humor and personality to any space, reflecting their candid take on the recruitment world.