Recreational Physics Gifts

Super high bounce trampoline park

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Marco ..."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"So, what do you do for play?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Man fishing with large bait

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'