Recreational Physics Gifts

Super high bounce trampoline park

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Marco ..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man fishing with large bait

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."