Recreational Facility Manager Mugs

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Sick Building Syndrome

Caution signs.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Blowing dust off an order book.

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

How Many It Takes

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Modular Offices

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."

Access Assessments

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

"First, I'd like to know what arrangements your company has for flexitime!"

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Jack's: clubs straightened, balls retrieved

'Managing finance is integral to this post. How would you respond to a perfectly reasonable request for extra funds?'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'Come on, you can always fit one more.'

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'