Recreational Drugs T-Shirts

"Don't think of me as a weed dealer—think of me as Little Pharma."

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I find I don't get as high since they made it legal."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man fishing with large bait

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

A smiling cyclist

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."